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So which numbers are the correct ones?

I received a question in my in-box this week:


Captain, I notice that the numbers you post on your website don’t always agree with what’s in the ‘News of the Realm’ that I get every week coming the gate. So which numbers are the correct ones?

I am absolutely shocked that anyone would ask this question. Never in my wildest dreams did I imagine that anyone actually read the ‘News of the Realm’.

I’m not even sure who in the office actually writes the newsletter, or where they get their information from, but I get my numbers from the people who actually count the tickets. Sometimes they are not done verifying the count before I leave for the day, and I have to correct my numbers a little when I get the updated info, but you can generally count on me being accurate.


Sir David Falstaff

Captain, Texas Renaissance Festival Beefeaters

One Response to So which numbers are the correct ones?

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    Sgt. Wheatfield says:

    Whats the “News of the Realm”?
    Colour Sgt. Bartrand Wheatfield